My Son

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*future*

My son- There's this girl that I like..

Me- What have I told you about this? I named you Louis for a reason! Now, be gay and get a boyfriend named Harry!

My son- But muuumm

Me- No buts! The only butt you'll be getting is Harry's!

My son- Who's Harry?

Me- He's your future husband, so go find him!

My son- But I'm not gay

Me- Give it time

*20 years later*

My son- *marrying some girl*

Me- You've picked a lovely beard son

My son- I'm not gay!!

Me- Denial is the first stage

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