France: My ears! They bleed from your country's awful music.
America: Maybe you should buy an ear toilet.
France: A... what?
America: An ear toilet, only 19.99 plus shipping and handling.
France: Sometimes I'm glad I lost my territory in the states...
England: You're telling me :/
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Hetalia Crack~
RandomHow many times has this been done? Not enough times. I WILL MAKE ALL DA PAGES WHILE DRINKING CHOCOLATE MILK!!!