Earwax

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France: My ears! They bleed from your country's awful music.

America: Maybe you should buy an ear toilet.

France: A... what?

America: An ear toilet, only 19.99 plus shipping and handling.

France: Sometimes I'm glad I lost my territory in the states...

England: You're telling me :/

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