2018 update -Everything about this chapter was horrendous but even worse is the title i mean it's meant to be a joke. But. It's not funny.
And the authors note oh my god I really did cut my toe but I stole the joke about the goonies from that YouTuber penguinz0
Also who the fuck calls a chapter a chappie
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Hi, I did this chappie while staying home from school I cut a hurt mah toe and so my foot is really swollen and fat...hahaha...I can't walk without looking like that weird fucker from the goonies.
Okay, bye!
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