Avatar Funniez: Season 1/ Book Water

Chapter 1: The Boy In The Iceberg

 First of all, I. DO. NOT. OWN. AVATAR, or any of its trademarks, logos, characters, scenes, and etc.  This is purely FAN MADE, and is for public enjoyment only.  I am not making money off this, and I am not intending to violate Avatar: The Last Airbender copyright owners what-so-ever.

So...now that my brief shpeal on legal garbage is over, Hiya Wattpad-erz!! how's it goin'?  This is just a fan-based thing I decided to do for one of my all-time favorite TV ***SHOWS***, meaning NOT the movie, Avatar: The Last Airbender.  Although..if you actually read the above...you would know that.  So...these are a bunch of funny (in my opinion) clips/take-outs from SEASON 1/ BOOK WATER, painstakingly found, via an Avatar marathon from Netflix.  So, enough of my rambling, enjoy,

~~~Chapter 1: The Boy In The Iceberg~~~

-Sokka and Katara are out in the canoe.  Sokka fishing, and Katara waterbending-fishing.  Her bubble of water with the fish in it splashes on Sokka's head.-

Katara: "So it's my fault."

Sokka:  "I knew I should of left you home.  Leave it to a girl to screw things up."

Katara: -Getting P.O'd-  "You are the most sexist, immature, nutbrained---  EH!  I'm embarrassed to be related to you!"  -Waving arms dramatically-

-Iceberg behind her flailing arms cracks somewhat loudly-

Katara: "Ever since Mom died Iv'e been doing allll the work around camp, while you've been off playing soldier."

-Swings arms again and iceberg cracks more noticeably-

Sokka: -staring widely-  "Ah...Katara."

Katara: "I even wash all the clothes!  Have you ever smelled your dirty socks?!  Let me tell you, NOT PLEASANT!!!"

Sokka: "Katara!!  Settle down!"

Katara: "No!  That's it!  I'm done helping you!  From now on, you're on your OWNNN!!"

-Katara's arms swing downward even more forcefully, causing the iceberg to split open-

Sokka: "Ok..you've gone from weird, to freakish Katara..."

Katara: "You mean..I did all that??"

Sokka: "Yep.  Congratulations."

-Zuko, on his ship, sees the light from the iceberg-

Zuko: "Uncle!  Do you know what this means?!"

Iroh: -looks up from his game-  "I won't get to finish my game?"

-Aang falls after coming out of the ice, and the sound effects from Sokka poking him in the head with his spear-

Aang: "I need, to ask you something."

Katara: "What?"

Aang: "Please, come closer."

Katara: -leans slightly closer-  "What is it..?"

-A pause-

Aang: -eyes snap wide open- "Will you go penguin sledding with me??"

Sokka: "What is that thing.. O.O ?"

Aang: "This is Appa, my flying bison."

Sokka: "Right.  And this is Katara, my flying sister."

-Appa sneezing on Sokka, classic-

Sokka: "Giant light beams, flying bison, Airbenders---I think I've got midnight-sun madness..."

Sokka: "Oh no!  I am not getting on the fluffy snot-monster.

Katara: "Are you hoping some other kind of monster will come along and give you a ride home?  You know, before you freeze to death?:

Sokka: "Ah--  -sighs-"

-Aang flips the trap in the old fire nation navy ship, causing a gate to slam shut- 

Aang: "What's that you said about booby-traps....."  -The flare gets then gets sent soaring upward-  "Uh-oh"

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Ok...so yes, I know it doesn't seem like all that much, or a very long part, but come on.  It's just the first episode, so cut my some slack.  There's only so much stuff I can write without typing out the whole 23 minute and 30 second long show.  :D

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