First of all, I. DO. NOT. OWN. AVATAR, or any of its trademarks, logos, characters, scenes, and etc. This is purely FAN MADE, and is for public enjoyment only. I am not making money off this, and I am not intending to violate Avatar: The Last Airbender copyright owners what-so-ever.
So...now that my brief shpeal on legal garbage is over, Hiya Wattpad-erz!! how's it goin'? This is just a fan-based thing I decided to do for one of my all-time favorite TV ***SHOWS***, meaning NOT the movie, Avatar: The Last Airbender. Although..if you actually read the above...you would know that. So...these are a bunch of funny (in my opinion) clips/take-outs from SEASON 1/ BOOK WATER, painstakingly found, via an Avatar marathon from Netflix. So, enough of my rambling, enjoy,
~~~Chapter 1: The Boy In The Iceberg~~~
-Sokka and Katara are out in the canoe. Sokka fishing, and Katara waterbending-fishing. Her bubble of water with the fish in it splashes on Sokka's head.-
Katara: "So it's my fault."
Sokka: "I knew I should of left you home. Leave it to a girl to screw things up."
Katara: -Getting P.O'd- "You are the most sexist, immature, nutbrained--- EH! I'm embarrassed to be related to you!" -Waving arms dramatically-
-Iceberg behind her flailing arms cracks somewhat loudly-
Katara: "Ever since Mom died Iv'e been doing allll the work around camp, while you've been off playing soldier."
-Swings arms again and iceberg cracks more noticeably-
Sokka: -staring widely- "Ah...Katara."
Katara: "I even wash all the clothes! Have you ever smelled your dirty socks?! Let me tell you, NOT PLEASANT!!!"
Sokka: "Katara!! Settle down!"
Katara: "No! That's it! I'm done helping you! From now on, you're on your OWNNN!!"
-Katara's arms swing downward even more forcefully, causing the iceberg to split open-
Sokka: "Ok..you've gone from weird, to freakish Katara..."
Katara: "You mean..I did all that??"
Sokka: "Yep. Congratulations."
-Zuko, on his ship, sees the light from the iceberg-
Zuko: "Uncle! Do you know what this means?!"
Iroh: -looks up from his game- "I won't get to finish my game?"
-Aang falls after coming out of the ice, and the sound effects from Sokka poking him in the head with his spear-
Aang: "I need, to ask you something."
Katara: "What?"
Aang: "Please, come closer."
Katara: -leans slightly closer- "What is it..?"
-A pause-
Aang: -eyes snap wide open- "Will you go penguin sledding with me??"
Sokka: "What is that thing.. O.O ?"
Aang: "This is Appa, my flying bison."
Sokka: "Right. And this is Katara, my flying sister."
-Appa sneezing on Sokka, classic-
Sokka: "Giant light beams, flying bison, Airbenders---I think I've got midnight-sun madness..."
Sokka: "Oh no! I am not getting on the fluffy snot-monster.
Katara: "Are you hoping some other kind of monster will come along and give you a ride home? You know, before you freeze to death?:
Sokka: "Ah-- -sighs-"
-Aang flips the trap in the old fire nation navy ship, causing a gate to slam shut-
Aang: "What's that you said about booby-traps....." -The flare gets then gets sent soaring upward- "Uh-oh"
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Ok...so yes, I know it doesn't seem like all that much, or a very long part, but come on. It's just the first episode, so cut my some slack. There's only so much stuff I can write without typing out the whole 23 minute and 30 second long show. :D
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Avatar Funniez: Season 1/ Book Water
FanfictionA collection of (what I think are) some of the best Avatar funny moments.