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Hazel Writes || The Chubby Elephant

Hazel Writes || The Chubby Elephant

Once there was a chubby elephant. Coincidentally it's name was the Chubby Elephant. It was chubby. It also happened to be an elephant. It's parents also happened to be elephants. It's Mummy was called Elephant and its Daddy's name was Chubby. When the Chubby Elephant was born, the Chubby Elephant's parents decided to call it the Chubby Elephant. The Chubby Elephant also had another sibling called Gertrude. Gertrude's nickname was Mildred. That also happened to be the barber's wife's name of Islington (yay monopoly!!!). That has barely anything to do with this story.

Anyway, one day the chubby elephant woke up in the topply tumbly wood where it lived. Then it saw a moose. The moose was a moomy face moose called Pusho (my sister's nickname. She will punch me I'm sure). The moose walked to the elephant after making a moose sound. The chubby elephant watched it pass. When the moose called Pusho left, the chubby elephant rolled onto its back and laughed like 'hohoho'. Then it got stuck on its back. It was like that for another two whole minutes. He lived in the topply tumbly wood because every thirty seconds, a tree or an edible thing (for an elephant) fell over so it was easy to just go 'om nom nom'.

One day, the chubby elephant was walking through the topply tumbly wood, he saw the same moose called Pusho and said "that is a block of cheese" as he pointed to the massive block of cheese that was near him. The moose who happened to be afraid of cheese screamed then fell on its back. And that leads us to the moral of this story. Never trust anything in the toply tumbly wood except everything in the toply tumbly wood ever...

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I was half drunk. Don't blame me. It was for my little sister. She's eleven...

Well..... Erm..... Comment??? Plz????

And now for the weather... IN YO FACE.

--Hazel