Pear: I wonder what I should be doing today?
Me: (Thinks in head) What a nice juicy pear there, I wonder if I can get a bite of that.
Pear: You're looking at me weirdly, what's going on?
Me: *Jumps and bites*
Pear: AHHHHH!
Pear: I wonder what I should be doing today?
Me: (Thinks in head) What a nice juicy pear there, I wonder if I can get a bite of that.
Pear: You're looking at me weirdly, what's going on?
Me: *Jumps and bites*
Pear: AHHHHH!