He makes a Dirty Joke

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Keaton:

You and Keaton were sitting at home and watching a scary mpvie Keaton knew you loved scary movies. You were watching Paranormal Activity and he went into the closet and you said "STOP BEING SUCH A PUSSY AND GO INSIDE"!!! you screamed frustrated with him. Then you hear Keaton say "hehe you have a Pussy".you just look at him and start laughing. "Ahaha you naughty boy" you say and kiss him. and the rest of the movie you try to keep cool.


Wesley:

You played on the Varsity Field hockey team and you were going to practice and you yelled to wesley; "HAVE YOU SEEN MY BALLS"??
and Wesley replies back: "Babe i'm the one with the Balls here" He says and you smirk at him. and he gives you a kiss before you go to practice


Drew:

You and drew were at the pet store because you wanted cat. so you and drew Are in the store when you see drew is over by the snakesans you look at the most cutest bin of Cats. You yell at drew really loud;"DREW I LIKE THIS PUSSY". Everyone stares at you and you noticed what you said. drew just comes over to you and says "I want your pussy not that one", he smirks then hugs you from behind.

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