After everyone was done we all got up and went to stand in the living room so I could say my goodbye's.
"Bye Daddy. Love you." I said hugging him
"I love you too, sweetie." He said hugging me tightly
I pulled away and started walking towards the door.
"Where's your mothers hug?" My mom asked
I turned to my Dad feigning shocked, "Dad?! Why didn't you tell me I had a mom?! After all these years of living in a house with an annoying b!tch you finally found my mother? Oh Mah Gursh Nursh! I'm so excited!" I yelled
I turned to my mom, "When do I get to meet her? Is she pretty? Funny? Cool? Not an annoying slut?" I asked her innocently
She glared at me crossed her arms over her chest, "Tristan! Why do you let her talk to me that way?!" She whined to my Dad
I rolled my eyes and answered for my Dad, "He may be my father and I listen to everything he says but he knows he can't change who I am and what I do. And I choose to be mean to you. You may be his wife but I'm his blood. His daughter, baby girl, sweetie. His kin folk. You ain't nothing. You may have given birth to me but you wouldn't have been able to do that with Mr. Spermy here. Therefore, I thank him the most." I said patting my Dads back
He chuckled but hid it with a cough. I smiled at her, hugged my dad one last time, grabbed two suit cases and walked out the door.
"Peace out Homies!" I yelled behind me
I walked into the front lawn and saw two limos just casually parked on the curb.
"What the hell?" I asked
Mackenzie chuckled and walked passed me to the first limo. I shrugged and followed him. A man grabbed the bags from Mackenzie and put them in the trunk. He reached for my bags but I pulled them away.
"It's okay, I got them." I said politely
"I insist Ma'am. It is my job." He said
"Tell me what your name is first?" I asked
"Henry, Ma'am." He replied
"The name's Rayniesha, but you can call me Raynie. Nice to meet you, Henry." I said sticking out my hand
"Uh." He looked around "I can put those away for you." He said reaching for them again
"You just gonna leave me hangin'?" I asked
"Ma'am, please?" He asked
"Once again, the name is Raynie." I said slowly, still holding my hand out
He didn't make any move to shake it, "Please?" I asked
He looked around again and quickly shook my hand.
"Thank you!" I said exasperated
He cracked a small smile, "Your bags?"
I handed them to him and he put them in the trunk.
"Thanks." I said to Henry
He looked at me shocked, "Your...Welcome?"
"Yes, that is what you say when someone says Thank You. Or you can say De Nada, Gern Geschehen, Prego, or Graag Gedaan. Yeah, that's all I know." I said
He smiled again and ushered me into the Limo. I got in and he shut the door.
"Have fun flirting with the chauffer?" Mackenzie asked
"Very much. Thanks for asking." I replied smiling
"That's sick." He said turning his nose up
"You're sick for thinking that'd I'd flirt with him." I retorted
