So, I just woke up and almost had to beat some ass.
The orphanage kids wanted to act all brand new.
They know using the bathroom is something you have to fight for.
Anyway, I got dressed in my bleached skinnies and Converse.
I was wearing my favorite Jimi Hendrix t-shirt.
I was meeting up with my best friend Marie.
She's the craziest, funniest, loudest chick I know.
That's why I love her, plus she has the cutest dimples!
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I walked into Starbucks.
"Sy!!"
"Rie!!"
"Hey, beautiful," Rie said.
"Wazzam,gorgeous?"
"Let's get some food, I'm hungry as hell," she said.
We walked to the counter, and ordered our drinks and cake.
Afterwards, I looked at my cup and saw the cashiers number on it.
I rolled my eyes.
"So, give me the scoop," I said.
"On what," Rie asked.
"You and Mr.Scott," I said all dreamily.
"I'm not with that ass anymore," she replied.
The fuck? She was just with him 2 days ago!
"Why?"
"Did you miss the whole ass part of my last statement?"
"Girl, what'd he do," I questioned.
"He flirted with some girl, right in front of me," she answered.
"Nooo, was she ugly,"
"Uh, yea," she said in a 'duh' voice.
"Well," I said.
"So, I cut him off," Rie said.
"Good deal,"
"So what about you?"
"What about me," I said.
"Your love life,"she asked.
"Still full of dumb boys," I said
"Well, you'll find that one guy, and when you do, he'll meet me and that will be the test of his patience and the relationship."
I laughed.
"I hope you're right, Rie, I hope you're right."
