The Sweet Life Of Sprinkles

Introduction

Hello people, I am Sprinkles the cat! I am a guy, but my owners called me Sprinkles. Oh God.

My owners don't know that I can talk, write and do whatever a human can do.

I am a tabby cat, and No, this isn't like Garfield, or another Disney Tale, this is about ME and da life of Sprinkles.

So today I woke up. Worst mistake of my life. Not in the way you think, I was tired.

I crawled down the stairs and there was a big food bowl. I ate kibble yuck!

"Ohh mah deir Sprinkles, come get in da baf tubz!" Brianna said.

Ok, first of all hell no I'm going into the tub and she doesn't even know how to talk. Get some grammar girl! I snapped.

"What, Da Sprinkles talkeded and saided grammarz" She muttered

"Brianna, that's ridiculous cats can't talk silly!" Bonnie replied.

I mean, I was sitting on the couch, minding my own business, then out of nowhere, a little girl rips me off it and brings me in the tub.

"Brianna, we have to get Sprinkles cleaned before the party," My owner said.

Did she just say... Party? Boy im in!