Yo mama is so fat, when she sits on the rainbow, the skittles come bursting out!
Yo mama is so fat, All her clothes have to be custom made by a contractor
Yo mama so fat, She fell off a boat and the captain yelled "Land Ho!"
Yo mama so fat, When she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down
Yo mama so fat, She installed chairs in the refrigerator
Yo mama so fat, When your family brings home groceries they need to hire a rodeo clown to distract her
Yo mama so fat, She fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up
Yo mama so fat, When she ran away they had to use all four sides of the milk carton
Yo mama so fat, It took five UFOs to abduct her
Yo mama so fat, When she runs, car alarms go off
