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Harry, Ginny, Ron, Hermione, and Draco react to 7 Worst On- Screen Movie Couples suggested by @-

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Draco: You two must be number one on the list *points to Ron and Hermione*

Me: SHUT YOUR TRAP, MALFOY.

Draco: 0_0

0:31

Hermione: Ugh, so true! Twilight is horrendous!

Harry: That Edward guy kinda looks like Cedric...

0:56

Ron: *laughs* Ahahahahaha— no.

2:02

Draco: Batman? So, like... Professor Snape?

Harry: He DOES look like an overgrown bat.

3:38

Harry: Beauty and the Beast? What?

4:20

Ginny: I didn't think they seemed like siblings at all.

5:42

Ron: What, in the name of Merlin's beard, are we watching?

5:45

Harry: GINNY THAT'S US! Man... I look good.

Ginny: *rolls eyes but secretly drooling inside*

Harry: Hey, I'm not a nerd, that's Hermione.

Hermione: I take pleasure in that.

5:54

All but Draco: WHAT?

Harry: *jumps on table* SHUT UP! GINNY AND I ARE FINE TOGETHER. BETTER THAN FINE.

All glance at Draco.

Draco: *shruggs* What do you expect me to do? Jump on the table and defend your honor?

Ginny: There are movies of us?

Ron: Wicked!

Harry: THIS WOMAN DOESNT KNOW WHAT SHES TALKING ABOUT AND— Uh, what are you doing?

Hermione: *loads gun* No one insults my OTP.

Me: *grabs grenades* I'm with you, Hermione.

Draco: Guys, this is a bit drastic—

Ginny: Give me that taser, Ron.

Ron: *tosses her taser*

Draco: Hold up, wait—

Ron: I'm taking this machete.

Draco: Weasley, is a machete really necessa—

Harry: Oh, I'll be right back! I'll get the tank.

Draco: TANK? WAIT UP A MINUTE, AM I THE ONLY SANE ONE HERE? This—

*beeeeeeeeep technical difficulties* We'll be back after these messages.

Snape: *walks on screen* Hi, I'm Severus Snape. And I don't use shampoo. I only use conditioner. I use Nopoo Shampoo. We take the sham out of shampoo! Hmmm... That only leaves poo.... Nevermind, we take the poo out if shampoo! But that only leaves sham... Albus, stop filming!

Dumbledore: *from behind camera* But—

Snape: Albus, turn it off!

Dumbledore: Noooooooo! *runs with camera*

Snape: ALBUS—

*beeeeeeep* Back to Harry Potter Characters React

Draco: *hair sticking up like crazy and charred* Well, thanks guys. Was all that necessary?

Harry: Then why don't you try to stop us!

Draco: I DID, POTTER! AND IF YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED, IM THE ONLY ONE WHO LOOKS LIKE IVE BEEN BLOWN UP! DID YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO WORK A TANK?

Ron: Hey, how was Harry supposed to know? He thought it was to stop the tank!

Draco: THE BUTTON WAS RED AND HAD THE WORD "EXPLOSIVES" ON IT!

Me: Hush, Draco, we're trying to watch.

Draco: *utter disbelief*

5:56

Hermione: I watched that scene earlier and thought it was adorable!

6:01

Ron: OBVIOUS THAT HARRY AND HERMIONE SHOULD'VE BEEN TOGETHER?

Hermione: UNBELIEVABLE! HARRY, GET THE TANK!

Me: HERMIONE, IVE GOT THE GUNS!

Draco: *runs up to camera frantically* CUT! CUT! CUT!

*beeeeeep* We'll be back after these messages.

Voldemort: *struts on-screen* Hi. I'm Voldemort, also known as Tom Riddle, but if you call me that, I assure your death will be long, painful, and torturous. *clears throat* Anyway, join the Death Eaters! And wipe out all Muggle blood and serve me for all eternity with unwavering loyalty! I treat my Death Eaters like my own family.

Death Eater behind camera: But you killed your—

Voldemort: AVADA KEDAVRA!

*camera drops* *beeeeeeep* Now back to Harry Potter Characters React

Draco: *looking blown up with charred clothes* I hate you all.

6:59

Harry: *exchanges look with Ginny* Nukes?

Ginny: *nods back* Nukes.

Hermione: Oh— but look!

7:08

Hermione: Aw, how sweet!

Ron and Draco: *gags*

7:25

Ginny: This woman doesn't know what she's saying!

7:41

Hermione: Oh no she didn't—

Ron: Hermione—

Hermione: SHE INSULTED HARRY POTTER AND STAR WARS IN ONE VIDEO, IM GONNA—

*beeeeep*

Me: Guys! I fixed the camera!

Draco: Good, so we can finish and leave. Thanks, by the way, Granger.

Hermione: Look, I said was sorry. I didn't think the blowtorch would get so out of hand.

8:35

Ron: Oh, yes! There is a duo I think that should make this list! Me and chicken! WHO SHIPS ME WITH CHICKEN?

Draco: At least you weren't shipped with an apple!

8:36

Hermione: OH, I DISAGREE WITH QUITE A FEW OF YOUR CHOICES!

Question Time!

Me: So, what did you think?

All: *leave*

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UGH IM SO SORRY! I FEEL SO BAD! I haven't updated in forever!! A HUGE thanks to twomillionwords nagging me about it. I'll try to update a lot more! Remember, suggestions welcome, nothing horrific. Once again, I'm really really sorry. Bye! And happy New Year!

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