#31) Being skinny is nice but chocolate is nicer
#32) When someone asks a stupd question they expect a sarcastic answer
#33) The best way to get someone to remember you is to borrow money from them
#34) If plan A fails don't worry there are still 25 more letters
#35) It's an iPhone not an usPhone or an ourPhone or a wePhone, it MINe lay off
#36) When someone likes you and you don't like them and then you like them but they don't like you
#37) Knowing a bunch of useless information and when you finally need it you can't remember any of it
#38) Stapling water to a tree is easier than controllin gyour laughter at serious times
#39) Ceiling fans have three settings: 1. very slow 2. slow 3. i'm going to detach from the ceiling and kill you
#40) Real ninjas let the microwave get to zero but don't let it beep
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