A blonde stormed up to the front desk of the library and said,''I have a complaint!''
''Yes, Ma'am?'' said the librarian looking up at her.
''I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!''
Puzzled by the complaint the librarian asked,''What's wrong with it?''
''It had way to many characters and there was no plot line whatsoever !''
The librarian nodded and said,''Ahh, so you must be the person who took our phone book.''
