Quotes and funny sayings!

Quote 218: Funny Sayings

1. The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

2. Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils...

3. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

4. There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

5. Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

6. What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.

7. Men are like bank accounts, with a lot of money they generate a lot of interest.

8. Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I'll have another slice of cake.

9. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

10. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.