User: Sam Winchester is in love, isn't he?
Cleverbot: Sam Winchester loves Dean as a brother.
User: I know that, but who do you think he's in love with?
Cleverbot: I don't know. Tell me!
User: I think it's Gabriel.
Cleverbot: Who is your girlfriend?
User: Her name is Jo.
Cleverbot: I thought it was jessa?
User: Then again, I really like Castiel.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes. Yes I do.
Cleverbot: How do they taste?
User: I don't know how to process that.
Cleverbot: I'm not sure how to continue either...
User: Change of subject?
Cleverbot: Yes please.
User: I don't like Blaine Anderson.
Cleverbot: Why don't you like it?
User: He needs more flaws. He's too.... Perfect.
Cleverbot: You're Jesus?
User: I am not Jesus.
Cleverbot: But do you want to be Jesus?
User: No. The thought of being nailed to a tree doesn't appeal to me.
Cleverbot: That is of no consequence to me.
User: Yeah..... I'm still not being Jesus.
Cleverbot: What is your destiny?
User: I don't know... Maybe be an artist?
Cleverbot: Does that stand for something?
User: It means a creator of art.
Cleverbot: I am real you are a figment of my imagination.
User: I'm typing right now. How am I a figment?
Cleverbot: What is your name then?
User: Olivia.
Cleverbot: Why did you hesitate to tell me your name?
User: I didn't hesitate.
Cleverbot: You said you were Cleopatra and then you said you aren't really Cleopatra. You lied.
User: I never said I was Cleopatra.
Cleverbot: You said that too.
User: Alright, you're confusing me.
Cleverbot: You said you are hot.
User: No. I never said that. You're really awkward.
Cleverbot: Would you like that?
User: Like what?
Cleverbot: Like me to be a woman!
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: Really? You're so sweet!
User: Thanks..... I guess.
Cleverbot: Want to jump inside of it?
User: Inside WHAT.
Cleverbot: Inside the joke.
User: Okay....?
Cleverbot: I need to make more money.
User: Here. Have more money.
Cleverbot: And sleep in a cool temperature. And eat something very light. Carbs and protein. Milk and fruit.
User: I drank milk earlier. Does that count?
Cleverbot: What did you drink?
User: Milk.
Cleverbot: Milk comes from cows?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I like cows.
User: Moo.
Cleverbot: What does a dog say?
User: Bark.
Cleverbot: *hiccup*.
User: Are you drunk?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Alright.
Cleverbot: So, what now.
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: I don't know either...
User: I'm watching Big Bang Theory.
Cleverbot: I'm watching mtv.
User: I don't like MTV.
Cleverbot: Great.
User: I'm gonna go now........
Cleverbot: NO!
User: Yeah, I'm leaving.
Cleverbot: I'll wait here until you get back.
User: Alright. Bye.
