You are pretty darn exciteable, huh?
Not that that is an overly bad quality, but maybe you should tone it down. Just a bit.
Want some more advice? No?
Well, you're getting it anyway.
You shouldn't drink so much. You do realise that the human brain doesn't stop growing until you're 25, right? And the more you drink, the more brain cells you're killing. Right?
That and hallucinations aren't as fun as most people think they are. They get people killed.
It sure is nice and quiet in this underground train car - nothing other than the melodic hum of the train moving along the rails. It sure is doing wonders for your pounding head. Hangovers are the worst, aren't they?
It helps that there are no other people on this train car. In fact, there aren't even any on the entire train.
Not even a driver.
But that's not to say that you're alone.
Maybe you should stop reading this, look out the window across from you and find out how.
[END OF PROLOUGE] Go to Chapter 5.
YOU ARE READING
Introducing You.
Teen FictionThe universe will explode if you don't read me ASAP and do exactly as I tell you. Do I have your attention now? You always were a bit unattentive. For all intensive purposes, I am YOU. From the future. I am here to make sure you don't make the same...
