Don't press the red button

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Ellie: why is there a red button?
Me: I don't know
Ellie: I'm going to press it
Me: NO!!!
Ellie: why????
Me: because its a red button
Ellie: so??
Me: red buttons are dangerous
Ellie: why??
Me: because its a red button!!!!
Ellie: but I want to know what it does
Me: what if it blows something up??
Ellie: Yolo
Me: no seriously
Ellie: YOLO
Me: we don't know what this button does, pressing it is a bad idea
Ellie: what if it ends world suffering?
Me: what if it starts the apocalypse?
Ellie: well what should we do with it?
Me: leave it
Ellie: that's borring
Me: THIS ISN'T A JOKE
Ellie: right you know what? I am just going to press it
Me: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
BOOM!
World ends.

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