Lord of the Rings Spoof:
Ajihad: They're taking the Rider to Du Weldenvarden!
Eragon: I lost the game!
Saphira: Jee, thanks Eragon! Now I lost the game!
Lion King Spoof:
Eragon: Oh, I just can't wait to be King!
Lilo and Stitch Spoof:
Durza: I will kill the boy before he becomes a man.
Galbatorix: Hold up, hold everything! I just declared this situation far too dangerous! May I remind you that he is an endangered species! Hands Durza a book about Dragon Riders Here educate yourself!
Ajihad: Eragon why are you late?
Eragon: It's sandwich day! Every Tuesday I give Saphira a peanut butter sandwich, but today we were out of peanut butter. So I asked Murtagh what to give her and he said an egg sandwich. I can't give Saphira an egg sandwich, It'll be an abomination. I'm late because I had to go to the store to buy peanut butter because all be had were stinking eggs!
The Princess Diaries Spoof:
Brom (To Eragon): You're a Dragon Rider.
Eragon: Me, a Rider, shut up!
Brom: Pardon me, shut up?
Eragon: speechless
Brom: Look, Eragon, I can teach you all there is about being a Rider. I think given some time that you will enjoy riding on Saphira.
Eragon: Ride? Oh! No! Now you have really got the wrong boy! I can't ride her! I can barely ride a horse!
Brom, my main goal in life is to be a farmer, and I'm good at it!
Murtagh: Eragon. I'm stalking you!
Nasuada: Eragon is so totally hot!
Nasuada: Daddy, how come Eragon has a dragon and I don't? I want a dragon, NOW!
Family Guy Spoofs:
Eragon: Saphira, your scales are so shiny. H-h-h-ow, h-h-h-ow do you do that?
Eragon: Come, Saphira, we need to get going.
Saphira: Not now, Eragon, I'm tired.
Eragon: But the Urgals are nearly upon us!
Saphira: I said I'm tired! Call a cab!
Charlie the Unicorn:
Roran: Hey Murtagh!
Eragon: Yeah Murtagh, you silly evil rider, wake up!
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Eragon-Things They Wouldn't Say
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