Tea. Millions of people drink it, and we claim to love it - but do we? Maybe nobody actually likes tea, because I've never ever seen anyone drink pure tea. They always add sugar or milk. That's not liking tea, is it? Can I claim to like Oldfield's Tublar Bells if I can only listen to it with a synthpunk backing track? Can I claim to fancy my girfriend if I have to put a Katy Perry wig on her before we can have sex?
Tea. Booh. Loved by millions. You sham!
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I Hate the World
Non-FictionA humorous look at the insignificant, trivial things that drive us crazy. Things we shouldn't sweat about but do. This is my series of rants about things you probably won't ever care about.
