Bruno Mars Lyrics! :D

The Lazy Song

Today I don't feel like doing anything

I just wanna lay in my bed

Don't feel like picking up my phone

So leave a message at the tone

'Cause today I swear

I'm not doing anything

I'm gonna kick my feet up

And stare at the fan

Turn the TV on

Throw my hand in my pants

Nobody's gone tell me I can't

I'll be lounging on the couch

Just chillin in my snuggie

Click to MTV

So they can teach me how to dougie

'Cause in my castle

I'm the frickin man

Yes I said it, I said it

I said it 'cause I can

Today I don't feel like doing anything

I just wanna lay in my bed

Don't feel like picking up my phone

So leave a message at the tone

'Cause today I swear

I'm not doing anything

Nothing at all

Nothing at all

Tomorrow I wake up

And do some P90X

Meet a really nice girl

Have some really nice sex

And she's gonna scream out

This is great

OH MY GOD, THIS IS GREAT!

I might mess around

And get my college degree

I bet my old man would be

So proud of me

But sorry, pops

You'll just have to wait

Yes I said it, I said it

I said it 'cause I can

Today I don't feel like doing anything

I just wanna lay in my bed

Don't feel like picking up my phone

So leave a message at the tone

'Cause today I swear

I'm not doing anything

No, I ain't gonna comb my hair

'Cause I ain't goin anywhere

No,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no

I'll just strut in my birthday suit

And ket everything hang loose

Yeah,yeah,yeah,yeah,yeah,yeah,yeah,yeah,yeah,yeah

Today I don't feel like doing anytning

I just wanna lay in my bed

Don't feel like picking up my phone

So leave a message at the tone

'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

Nothing at all

Nothing at all

**I remember the first time I heard this song. I was like 'What the f@!k is wrong with this man?' But as soon as I saw the video, I was just laughing about it. That s&%t was HILARIOUS!**