I don't know about you, but I'm feeling 52. My birthday was yesterday. I am now 52. I had a party and invited my friends. No one showed up. I made a special birthday cake, topped with my favorite candy. Captain Crunchies. I ate the whole thing feeling that sickening crunch as many times as I pleased.
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That sickening crunch
FanfictionA collection of stories by a man who loves that sickening crunch. Please read and vote if you share these feelings. Love my crunchies (my fans)!
