LOL I LOVE MY BAND FRIENDS SOOO MUCH AND WE HAVE WAY TO MUCH FUN TOGETHER!!!!!!! SO I HOPE YOU ENJOY THEESE SOME ARE MADE UP BY ME AND MY MARCHING BUDDIES SOME WE HAVE JUST HEARD AROUND OH AND PLS DONT TAKE OFFENCE TO THE TRUMPET, SAX, PERCUSSION, TUBA, TROMBONE, VIOLIN/VIOLA, FLUTE AND OR CLARANET JOKES BECAUSE I AM A TRUMPET SAX AND FLUTE PLAYER AND I STILL THINK THEY ARE FN FUNNY!!!!!!!
You know your a band nerd if!!!!!!!!!!!!
1) You're walking down the hall in step with all your friends. you look at your watch and you realize you're all walking at 120.{you walk down the hall and your perfectly instep with your friends without ever knowing it}
2) You would never go out with someone unless they're a musician
3) your friends get mad at you because you try to practice on the phone
4) You have a favorite key signature
5) you have a favorite time signature
6) You spend more time at school than you do at home(majorly)
7) You find yourself rolling your feet when you walk and standing at a 45 when you stop
8) You practice your 7 to 5(8 to 5) whenever you walk down the hall in front of the band room
9) You spend more time in the band room than any other place at school
10) You use the term "Low Brass" to describe anything disgusting
11) You spend more time practicing than watching tv and talking on the phone put together
12) You think "SWEAT IS SEXY"
13) You practice paradiddles when you have nothing better to do in class(yes!)
14) Everyone you know swears that you must have some kind of oral fixation on your instrument
15) You go to Wall-Mart late at night/early in the morning on Fridays and Saturdays
16) You enjoy listening to professional bagpipe music
17) You own at least 1 cd of a professional orchestra
18) You know who JPS is
19) The person that you idolize lived in the 16th or 17th century and is now "decomposing"
20) You have to force yourself to pick between 91.5 and 105.1
21) You listen for chord structure on the songs on the radio
22) You think triplets are cool
23) You can name at least 3 different clans by their plaid
24) You like to go bowling, golfing, and you eat altoids
25) You know the actual length of a brass instrument when it's not all twisted up.
26) You spend more time on your reeds than you do on homework
27) When someone asks you "how do you feel?" you respond "I feel good, oh I feel so good!!!"
28) When you can't hear your teachers, you ask them to "sound off"or "tap it off"
29) You have the e-mail addresses of at least 2 band directors
30) You begin to enjoy waking up at 5 am on Saturday mornings for competitions
31) You have an emotional attachment to your instrument(s)
32) You conduct to the songs that you hear in your head or on the radio
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Hi! My Name Is: Band Nerd (Band Jokes)
HumorTrumpets are arrogant assholes, Trombones are lazy, Saxes are stoners, Percussionists are stoners AND lazy, and flutes whine too much. Nobody likes the director, and the Drum Major helps us sacrifice all the disobedient beginning marchers. THIS IS B...
