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Zodiac meanings, symbols, and everything else you ever wanted to know about yourself. *NOT MINE*

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                                              The signs in a yearbook...

                          Aries: most likely to kill a teacher
Taurus: most likely to marry food
Gemini: most likely to not do homework
Cancer: most likely to find love soonest
Leo: most likely to become a celebrity
Libra: most likely to live far away
Scorpio: most likely to get a job at McDonalds
Sagittarius: most likely to become a hippie
Capricorn: most likely to own a pet shop
Aquarius: most likely to become bestows with Beyoncé 
Pisces: most likely to die with 666 cats
Virgo: class clown / prettiest smile