My favourite songs :D

Lez Be Friends - The Midnight Beast!

If a girl wont come round

(She must be a lesbian)

Or turns me down

(She must be a lesbian)

If she don't like me

(She must be a lesbian)

I'll let her down lightly

(You must be a lesbian)

I'm at a party, I'm a girl machine

I'm gonna have sex with them all, if you know what I mean

It's like a sweet sixteen, but the girls are eighteen

And I can't wait to peel em like a tangerine

I'm gonna g... go down on em like a submarine

Submarines are fun he he he he heee

I-I-I walk to a hottie and turn on my charm

But before I can start I hear a rape alarm

It's going (woop woop)

I can't feel my ears I think they're bleeding

From the (woop woop)

I can't work out why the girls are screaming

I'm the best looking boy in the world

Ohh wait I bet she likes kissing girls

I still hear the (woop woop)

Maybe if I let her she would me with a (woop woop)

I can't work out why the girls don't fancy me

I'm the best looking boy in sight no hang on

I bet she likes boobies right?

If a girl wont come round

(She must be a lesbian)

Or turns me down

(She must be a lesbian)

If she don't like me

(She must be a lesbian)

I'll let her down lightly

(Ohh, You must be a lesbian)

If a girl wont kiss

(She's taking a piss)

Or get down with this

(I can't believe it)

If she doesn't fancy me (wayoo)

She must bat for the other team

She's a lesbian.

Take two, it's my rapping debut

I'm having trouble trying to find a better girl to pursue

I'm like a fire truck WHAT! Full of muscley guys?

I meant a pun where I'd compare the hose to my own size

And then I see her, and I start feeling sick

I say my name is Pogo, you want to jump on my stick? (boing)

I woo her with my words, ask if I can poker face?

She doesn't see the funny side and sprays my face with mace

It's going

I can't feel my eyes I think they're bleeding

From the

I can't work out why the girl is screaming

I'm the best looking boy in the world

Ohh wait I bet she likes kissing girls

I still feel the

Maybe she could me up my with a

I can't work out why the girls don't fancy me

I'm the best looking boy in sight, holy smokes

I bet she likes boobies right?

If a girl wont come round

(She must be a lesbian)

Or turns me down

(She must be a lesbian)

If she don't like me

(She must be a lesbian)

I'll let her down lightly

(She must be a lesbian)

If a girl wont kiss

(She's taking a piss)

Or get down with this

(I can't believe it)

If she don't give me the eye. (wayohh)

She must drive on the other side.

She's a lesbian.

That girl must be a lesbian.

T-t-that girl must be a lesbian.

T-t-that girl must be a lesbian.

T-t-that girl must be a lesbian.

She's a lesbian.

I-I-It's your birthday!

You go girl. What's your name! ?

I like your... shoes.

We are two boys, and we're looking for two girls.

They are two girls, let's talk to the girls.

How are you?

What's your name?

I tried to talk, But I just came, in my pants.

I am sad.

Chatting up to girls is really rad.

If a girl wont come round...

(She must be a lesbian)

Or turns me down...

(She must be a lesbian)

If she don't like me...

(She must be a lesbian)

I'll let her down lightly

(Uhh, your a lesbian.)

If a girl can act.

(She must be a thespian.)

Is that right? Yeah!

She must be a thespian.

If she doesn't fancy me. (wayhoo)

She must bat for the other team.

She's a lesbian.

That girl, she must be a lesbian.

That girl, she must be a lesbian.

That girl, she must be a lesbian.

(Lesbian.)She's a lesbian.

Les-les-lesbian.

She's a. That girl she must be a lesbian.

She's a lesbian.

Les-les-lesbian.

She's a. That girl she must be a lesbian.

She's a lesbian.