Teacher: If you have 10 cakes and someone asks for 2 how many do you have left?
Me: 10.
Teacher:....ok well what if someone forcibly takes 2 cakes then how many would you have left?
Me: 10 and a dead body.
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My cake.
Teacher: If you have 10 cakes and someone asks for 2 how many do you have left?
Me: 10.
Teacher:....ok well what if someone forcibly takes 2 cakes then how many would you have left?
Me: 10 and a dead body.