Stranger Danger (Larry Stylinson)

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@Louis_Tomlinson: great concert tonight guys, Manchester next weekkk!!! who's coming?

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From: Liam :p [11.28a.m 11/02/13]
Lou we gt th day off!! Niall goin shoppin wif amy and Zayn seeing Perrie, Im gunna go see dani. Hav fun!

To: Liam :p [11.29a.m 11/02/13]
You woke me up you wanker. Learn to spell!

From: Eleanor [12.07p.m 11/02/13]
Louis!! I need your help on what to wear on my date tonight!! I’ll be around at 4

To: Eleanor [12.07p.m 11/02/13]
Do I have any say in this?

From: Eleanor [12.08p.m 11/02/13]
None at all!

To: Eleanor [12.09p.m 11/02/13]
Okay, but only because you’ve got good spelling.

From: Eleanor [12.10p.m 11/02/13]
Best closeted gay friend ever!! :D

To: Eleanor [12.10p.m11/02/13]
Pfft, only closeted gay friend, now go away I’m going to go on Omegle and see if I can have a decent conversation.

From: Eleanor [12.11p.m 11/02.13]
Good luck with that!

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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi
Stranger: 19, F , Spain, horney and ready for sum fun ;)
You: *Horny *Some
You have disconnected.

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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Show us your tits ;)
You: I’m a guy, and if you’d forgotten, this is a CHAT, not a video; you’re on the wrong thing mate.
Your conversational partner has disconnected

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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: …hi?
Stranger: bit hesitant, mate.
You: Yeah, I’m just a little fed up of people after my dick to be honest…
Stranger: Damn, guess I should disconnect then… No but really, I totally get you. I’ve been on here five minutes and everyone is horny and after a ‘fun time’ it’s a little hard on Omegle I’d have thought.
You: Yeah, I’ve even got my ‘asl’ on copy and paste…
Stranger: Never thought of doing that. You sir, are a genius!
You: You flatter me, Stranger
Stranger: I try, I don’t know though. By having a normal conversation on here, I feel so… Rebellious?
You: It’s exhilarating, right?
Stranger: Right! Now we’ve said a big ‘Fuck You’ to Omegle, what’s up?
You: Well I’d usually reply something like an innuendo to that, but since Omegle is oh so full of it, and we’re being so individual I’m going to say I’m just sat in my hotel room with my laptop, sad really. You?
Stranger: Wondering if you’d send me a picture of your dick…
You: You’re joking right?
Stranger: Nah mate, my e-mail is thehornyslave69@e-mail.com send us a picture
You: And here I was thinking you were different
You have disconnected.

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