Mickey: You are so welcome for the title of le chapter
Codi: Good to know.... wasn't even going to thank you.
Mickey: Hush now, you didn't need to homie. I read your mind with ma mergic
Codi: Totally
Mickey: Because I am a wizard Hairy Behemoth
Codi: JUST BECAUSE I HAVEN'T SHAVED DOESN'T MAKE ME A BEHEMOTH!!!!!!!!!!!
Mickey: DUDE SAME! I WAS JUST TOO LAZY TO DO IT WHEN I GOT BACK FROM YOUTH CAMP (which was amazing btw)
Codi: I have a feeling this guy that I know will be at camp is going to hit on me...........
Mickey: Okay, here's what your gonna need to do. First get a bottle of shaving cream and while he's sleeping, put it in his hand then tickle his face, when he slaps himself, that is when you need to scream at the top of your lungs "SUCK A LEMON LIL' MAN!" (gravity falls reference)
Codi: I CAN'T GO INTO THE BOYS CABIN! plus he already hits on me
Mickey: SCREW DA SYSTEM DO IT ANYWAY
Codi: I don't feel like getting in trouble...
Mickey: Fine then, tell him this if he tries to flirt but in a deep, dark and ominous voice: " One day, there will be a tall mysterious man. He goes by a name that I cannot say, but he takes orders from Cheez, and he is very dangerous. He will find you if you hurt me, and he will kill you in regards of my cousin."
Codi: "inhabiting with friends..." :D
Mickey: Lol random texts with Codi and Cheez
Codi: "i love you lots like jelly tots!!!" -H.S. fanfic
Mickey: o---------kay?
Codi: I GOT NEW THINGS... theeengs hehe... and I love them
Mickey: Dude same..... what new things exactly?
Codi: 3 new 5SOS shirts and a 5SOS book
Mickey: Oh yeah! I don't has new stuff
Codi: Theeeengs
Mickey: ITS RAINING TACOS! FROM OUT OF THE SKY! TACOS NO NEED TO ASK WHY! JUST OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND CLOSE YOUR EYES.. ITS RAINING TACOS!!
Codi: "I bet your nether member is as hard as a math paper!!!!!!"
Mickey: Oh snahp, the dirtyness compells me
Codi: same... even tho you left me to pee. Can i leave my baby in the car?
Mickey: Dafauq?
Codi: no idea....
Mickey: Well.... when in doubt; MY NAME IS TEETO FROM PUERTO RICO!
Codi: AND I REALLY WANT A TaCO
Mickey; Yesh I do want taco
Codi: WE'RE HAVING PIZZA INSTEAD butthole
Mickey; Noodle face
Codi: my name is pedrita and im moving to ireland
Mickey: Dude same... not really
Codi: PEDrITA???? s'dat yewwww?
Mickey: Bruh, idek
Codi: 0.o
Mickey: Dude same
Codi: SKHJFHKDKDHDOIHEOHLZHNDL
Mickey; Totally real words
Codi: ALL THE REALLY REAL WORDS
Mickey: TOTALLY LEGIT
Both: OTAY WELL THIS IS THE END OF THIS PAART....
Mickey: And remember!
REALITY IS AN ILLUSION THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM BUY GOLD BYEEEE
