This was when I was RPing as Kevin the Pigeon from 1D on this site called Quotev (got deleted for calling them admins bastards when they deleted suicidal and depressed people off their site, and I don't regret it!)
Kevin the Pigeon likes to talk in third person.
Kevin the Pigeon is sad.
Kevin the Pigeon is the awesomeness pigeon.
Kevin the Pigeon likes to go bath.
Kevin the Pigeon loves his master
But is sad to see him go.
Kevin the Pigeon loves all his followers
And he loves new people at most.
Kevin the Pigeon talks telepathically
With Louis Tomlinson, his master.
Kevin the Pigeon remembers all the tricks his master taught him
And can type human language.
Kevin the Pigeon is the sixth member
Of One Direction.
Kevin the Pigeon wants to go on a tour
With every one of the members of One Direction
So he can snore on the bus with his master.
I'm sorry to you people who hate One Direction.
-cough- Not sorry at all! -cough-
-Ky L.
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Rants, Randomness and Poems -Hold On-
HumorThis is just basically where I vent, randomize stuff, and poems. They're really weird poems. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK AND BEWARE OF THE DARK DANGER ZONE YOU ARE LURKING IN! Otherwise, have fun and be amused at my awesomeness! -On Hold Unless I absolute...
