Aries: the squad leader with questionable judgement
Taurus: The squad idiot
Gemini: The squad heart-throb
Cancer: The precious cinnamon roll
Leo: Best part of the squad tbh
Virgo: The reason why the squad still exists
Libra: no one knows how or why they are part of the squad
Scorpio: the one who has dated everyone in the squad including themselves
Sagittarius: the reason why the squad is dysfunctional
Capricorn: Satan
Aquarius: the silent, Brooding squad member
Pisces: was kicked out of the squad years ago
