Homestuck Headcannons

Trolls and Humans

"Everybody Loves Mario-Kart! Roxy and Vriska are masters at using bananas, Karkat is great at all of the Bowser levels but his car always breaks down at the beginning and he normally ends up flipping his shit when he gets hit with shells, Dave and John are always Mario and Luigui whilst Karkat and Terezi are always Wario and Waluigi! And Gamzee is the only one who ever wins at Rainbow Road, this surprises everybody!"