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47. Guy: "Did you sleep well last night?"
Girl: "Very well. I had a fantastic dream."
Guy: "Was I in it?"
Girl: "Yes."
Guy: "Did we do the naughty?"
Girl: "Hell no we didn't!"
Guy: "Well, what happened in your fantastic dream of me?"
Girl: "I killed you. With a shot gun."
Guy: O.o

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