Me: *walks into Macy's with glasses and a hat on*
Macy's worker: Hi. Can I help you with anything?
Me: *mumbles*
Macy's Worker: Sorry, I didn't catch that
Me: *whispers* I said I'm here to buy One Direction's new perfume
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One Direction Jokes and Randomness 5
RandomThe fifth book in the One Direction Jokes and Randomness series •credit goes to who wrote these•
