Ravioli, ravioli, give me the formuoli.

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There was once a squid that was really fucking into Ur Mom. He cooked Butts, Balls, and faces which tasted like Spiderman. Then the pig that had squid in his ears stood on lemons which burnt sick beats to him that hurt his ass cheeks into ur mom. Squid tried to fling Spidermans because Terezi took his virginity and wife and sent his rare pepes to the pickled castle where memes take ur mom and punch all her salty caramels, which tasted like ur mom. So the Ravioli kissed every Pepe and fucked every pepe. Then ur mom ate ravioli dicks and feet until they screamed "I LOVE JUGGLING PEPES!!!!". Then he got ur mom to his shady basement and he took her virginity. Then her butt so he would kick the Pepes and kiss Batman's ear into infinity and beyond. The squid says "gotta go fast". Fin.~

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