Quake: So, Blaze is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night.
Ice: Why?
Quake: Because I've caught him trying to train raccoons to fight five times in a row.
Blaze, arms crossed and pouting: You'll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves your ass.
Supra: So what’s for dinner?
Sori: I can’t tell you, it’s a soup-prise!
Supra:
Supra: Is it soup?
Sori: I soup-pose it could be! *winks*
Supra: Please, enough with the soup puns!
Sori: Wow, you’re soup-per mean.
Supra: STOP!
*1 hour later*
Supra: It’s f*cking tacos?!?!?!
Solar: Why did you just kidnap Metal!?!?!
Cyclone: Ah- um- well- the reason for that is, uhh...
Lunar: Sometimes, we must work together towards a common goal.
Solar: NOT TO KIDNAP PEOPLE!
Thorn: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated!
Lunar, nodding: Killed without hesitation.
Gopal: The Ocean is a soup.
Boboiboy:
Boboiboy: Do elaborate.
Gopal: What are needed for something to be a soup?
Boboiboy: Erm... Water, salt, some form of vegetation, and personally I prefer some meat in mine.
Gopal: *Tilts head*
Boboiboy: The Ocean is a Soup.
Gopal: The Ocean is a Soup.
Blaze: It’s not gonna work, I’m not a snitch.
Cop: Fine, let's try something else. Tag a friend you recently committed a crime with.
Blaze: Lmao, @WindBoi_Taufan.
Glacier: You look deep in thought. What’s wrong?
Sori: Did you know you can look at any object and know what it’s like to lick it? Even if you’ve never touched it before?
Glacier: I’m never asking you anything ever again.
Metal: Hi, I'm Blaze's emergency contact.
Counter Woman: You're here to pick them up?
Metal: I'm here to remove myself as his emergency contact.
*Quake is cleaning the house and they find an empty bottle of orange juice*
Quake: Clear orange juice?
Quake: Oh, it's empty.
Thunder, who has been watching the entire time: I live with an idiot. I live with an idiot. I live with an idiot.
Gentar: Here’s the cold medicine you asked for.
Gentar: *dumps 3 shopping bags of wine on the table*
Sopan: ...Thanks.
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Boboiboy Galaxy ; Oneshots And More
FanfictionThis book contains ; Oneshots, Scenarios, Headcanons, And Incorrect Quotes This is where I dump all of my ideas (some are inspired ones). Mostly, I'd attempt to make fluff ones, but there might be some angst as well :) And I'll be adding 2 extra el...
