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"It's my turn!" Anne Boleyn sang.
"You're right! Here's Anne's song, it's called Don't loose your head." Blue replied
Katherine Howard looked confused. "But.. Anne lost her head."
"That's the joke, dimwit." Parr said, unamused.
"Let's just start the song," said Jane, trying to hard to keep the peace. Suddenly, the screen lit up again, this time with the green-clad queen standing in the centre.
Grew up in the French Court
Oui, oui, bonjour
Life was a chore so (she set sail)
1522 came straight to the UK
All the British dudes, lame
Epic fail
"You're French?" Cleves asked
"No I'm dolphin- YES IM FRENCH HAVE YOU GOT AT PROBLEM WITH THAT?"
"No! Just wondering."
"Shut up and let me listen to the song."
Ooh, I wanna dance and sing
Politics, not my thing
Ooh, but then I met the King
And soon my daddy said, "You should try and get ahead"
"Ahead or a head?" Frowned Catherine of Aragon.
"A head, obviously."
"Nope, I'm pretty sure it's ahead."
"What're you guys taking about I thought she said a head?"
He wanted me, huh, obviously
Messaging me like everyday
Couldn't be better, then he sent me a letter and who am I kidding
I was prêt-à-manger
Ooh, sent a reply
Ooh, just saying hi
Ooh, you're a nice guy
I'll think about it maybe, xo baby
"You said this to MY husband?" Yelled Aragon.
Here we go
(You sent him kisses)
I didn't know I would move in with his misses
(What?)
Get a life
You're living with his wife?
Like, what was I meant to do?
"You lived with his wife?"
"It's Henry don't question it."
Sorry, not sorry 'bout what I said
I'm just tryna have some fun
Don't worry, don't worry, don't lose your head
I didn't mean to hurt anyone
LOL, say oh well
Or go to hell
I'm sorry, not sorry 'bout what I said
Don't lose your head
Three in the bed and the little one said
If you wanna be wed, make up your mind
Her or me, chum
Don't wanna be some
Girl in a threesome
Are you blind?
Ooh, don't be bitter
Ooh, 'cause I'm fitter
Ooh, why hasn't it hit her?
He doesn't want to bang you
Somebody hang you
"YES GO MUSICAL ME!" Cheered Boleyn
Aragon scoffed. "Like that ever happened."
Here we goYour comic went viral
I didn't really mean it but rumours spiral
Wow Anne, way to make the country hate you
Mate, what was I meant to do?
"Maybe not insult your boyfriend's wife?" Questioned Parr, who looked bored, but slightly more into this song than the last one.
Sorry, not sorry 'bout what I said
I'm just tryna have some fun
Don't worry, don't worry, don't lose your head
I didn't mean to hurt anyone
LOL, say oh well
Or go to hell
I'm sorry, not sorry 'bout what I said
Don't lose your head
Tried to elope
But the pope said nope
Our only hope was Henry
He got a promotion
Caused a commotion
Set in motion the C of E
The rules were so outdated
Us two wanted to get x-rated
Soon, ex-communicated
Everybody chill, its totes God's will
Anne sighed. "And that's when my life fell head first down Mt Everest."
"That was my life from the moment I was born." Replied Katherine Howard.
Henry's out every night on the town
Just sleeping around, like what the hell?
If that's how it's gonna be
Maybe I'll flirt with a guy or three
Just to make him jell
"Wait... so you steal my man, make him start up a whole CHURCH to marry you, and then you go and flirt with other guys?" Aragon half whispered, half yelled.
"It's- it's not what it looks like, ok?"
Jane spoke up, trying to defend Anne. "Guys I'm sure she had a reason, and if she didn't do it, I wouldn't be here, none on the rest of us would, I wouldn't have... I WOULDN'T HAVE DIED SO YOUNG IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU ANNE! OR KATHERINE! AND ELIZABETH WOULDN'T HAVE GROWN UP WITHOUT A MOTHER!"
"Okay, everyone please calm down, let's finish the song and we can talk about our feelings later." Blue said.
Henry finds out and he goes mental
He screams and shouts
Like so judgemental
You damn that witch
Mate, just shut up
I wouldn't be such a b-
If you could get it up
Here we go
(Is that what you said?)
And now he's going 'round like off with her head
(No)Yeah, I'm pretty sure he means it
(Seems it)
What was I meant to do?
(What was she meant to do?)
Like what was I meant to do?
(What was she meant to do?)
No, but what was I meant to do?
Sorry, not sorry 'bout what I said
I'm just tryna have some fun
Don't worry, don't worry, don't lose your head
I didn't mean to hurt anyone
LOL, say oh well
Or go to hell (she's going to hell)
Sorry, not sorry 'bout what I said
Sorry, not sorry 'bout what she said
Sorry, not sorry 'bout what I said
Don't lose your headHaha sorry
"I'm still mad." Jane grumbled.
"And me, but I didn't have it as bad as the rest of you," Cleves agreed.
"Me too, but the song was amazing!!!" Howard squealed. "I hope mines like that. Oooh! Or better!"
"I suppose it was marginally better than the last one." Said Parr
"Whats wrong with my song! It's still the best." Aragon said, trying to defend herself.
Not that anyone else was listening, because Blue had just brought out a box of tissues.
GUYS HELP WHEN I FINISHED WRITING THIS THERE WERE EYELASHES ALL OVER MY SCREEN also I'll try to update sometime but please remind me if in not updating
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Henry VIII's wives react to SIX!
FanfictionAnne Boleyn, Catherine of Aragon, Katherine Howard, Catherine Parr, Anne of Cleves, and Jane Seymour react to SIX the musical, the musical written about them centuries after they died. Divorced Beheaded Died Divorced Beheaded Survived And just for...
