most people would run from a man with a gun, but im not most people and this man had a cookie. funny

we we we so exided for FRIDAY jk we so exided for chapter 3

Kitycat:HEY DOODS WAIT HOLD ON.......ah thats better we just wanted to say sozy for not uplouding for almost a year :( but on the brite side we are uplouding now and we will try to be uplouding every week :) so yeah tori gots anythin to add?

Sweetie9559- hey guyzez! .....and gurletts! lol how r our fans doing? i really wanna know, not too sure about kity though.... Kity?

kitycat-ok what evas lets just get writeing kk tyx P.S very important note at the bottom so plz read it if u can!!!!!!!!!!!

sweetie9559- yeah, i have no idea what she is unna tell u guys. so anyways, here is chapter 3 of our story...... here ya go, guzez and gurletts! ------->

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......... Naw, nothin happend we just sat there.

"Time for school, everysomebody!" I whisper yelled, poking E.V.I.L in the nostril and slamming my head into Jose's knee. I jumped up and ran upstairs, slipping on a pair of sapu colored pants and a blue/green tank top.

When I went back downstairs, E.V.I.L was sitting on top of Jose's back while he tried grabbing at her wildly.

"Let me ride Bruce to school with no name girl!"

"NO!"

"YES"

"NO!"

"YES!"

"MOO!"

"HOPPING BUNNIES!"

As soon as E.V.I.L said that, we all stopped and stared at her in disbeleife. She did not just go there.

I got up into her face (which was pretty scary and was real high up) and put my hands on my hips.

"You got something against hopping bunnies, E.V.I.l?" I screeched.

Jose sensed a fight comeing on and immediatly stood up straight and dumped the evil fairy girl to the floor. Lucky for her, she was part donkey and landed on her feet.

"Nine more lives, little a*s, just nine more lives to go..." i whispered to myself so she couldnt hear me.

She popped up and looked at me also. "Yes, i hate hopping bunnies." She said simply and turned from me, crossing her arms.

A few seconds later she peeked over at me and chirped, "So, wanna ride Bruce with me to school?"

I was about to say, Oh hell yes, when Jose ran up to me and  covered my mouth with a wet cloth. Suddenly, everythin went dark and i felt myself falling to the ground.

***

I blinked a few ttimes, trying to interpret what i was seein into reality. We were in the sky, soaring through white colored clouds on top of what looked like a horse.

I looked to my side. E.V.I.L was sitting in my lap, cheering. "Yay Bruce!"

I pushed her off and watched her scream and decend to the world below us.

The horse, twisted its head to look at me. "Sup, Im Bruce." He said in such a high pitch voice, it could almost be a girls.

"Hi, im no name girl. Are you by any chance....gay?" I asked, stroking his hair to test him.

He smiled a big, wide smile and nodded. "Yep. I have a boyfriend named Sam."

"Is he cute?"

"Oh yes. We are getting married soon. Wanna be my best man?"

I grew red faced. "But im a girl."

He cracked up laughing, his hooves going everywhere and his mane tickling my face. "Nuh uh! Your super hot and sense im gay, you must be a boy."

i slapped him. "Dont hit on me, Bruce. Maybe your bi."

"i dont think so. My doctor said i should be gay and then he took me to a room to give another check up. So, if my doctor thinks im gay, im pretty sure i am."

"Oh, makes sense then. Can you take me to school?"

"Ok, jose is already there......hey, wheres edna vicky idle lane? She was here a second ago."

I blushed. "Uh, who?"

"Nevermind. i guess i acidently murdered someone else today. Poop. More cop chases."

I stiffened. I was riding on the back of a gay horse named bruce in the sky and he is saying that he is a murderer? Coolness!!!

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Once at school, i met Jose at my locker. Bruce decided to come with me, dressed as a high school girl. I let her borrow some of my hair for a wig.

Jose kissed my cheek and smiled at me akwardly.

I slapped him. "Did you kiss me?"

"Yes." he answered, ashamed.

"Where?"

"Uh, your cheek."

"how?"

"With my lips...."

"Demanstrate exactly how you did it."

We all laughed uncofterbly when my own boyfriend, Jacob White ran up to Jose and punched him in the face.

"Face Pound!" Yelled some random dude, walking by.

I grabbed Jacobs shoulder and pulled him back. "What was that for?"

"He kissed you." He said, kissin me.

(i burped) "But that is the guy who broke into my house, he had to kiss me!"

"Why?"

"cause isnt that what happens in all those good movies? Like The Lightning Theif."

"No name girl, Percy doesnt go and start swaping spit with Zues, ok?"

"Yeah," Bruce added. "He saves his lushes lips for Annabeth."

"Shut up, go make out with your boyfriend!"

Bruce chuckled and smiled evily at me. "Oh, dear no name girl, you dont understand do you?"

I backed up, creeped out. "Understand what, Bruce?"

"Jacob isnt your boyfriend, hes mine!" Bruce laughed and eventually coughed up a banana.

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Ok so guys its kitycat in the hiz house dog guy thing....... any ways i need to tell you something very important um we will be loading regularly now. We will have at least one chapter up every week and sometimes even more because its going to be summer and we ganna have alot more time on our hands with school out and every thing. Also if your still liking the storie and want to ceep reading it then leav us comments about what you would like to see in our storie remeber anything can happen so just have fun with it and i will try my hardest to upload tomorow or even to day if i have time. One more thing, would you like us to upload alot of small chapters faster or some longer chapters but you have to wait a few days or even a week between uploads?

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