Cheese has holes
But I don't mind those
As much as I mind
Those in Wattpad's code
I wrote cheese poems
And then Wattpad hid them
Our Cheese God only knows
What my poetry did to them
You can't silence the cheese
You can't shut my mouth
As always, cheese goes in
And truth comes out
It's not like I'm being
Excessively rambuctious
I only write about a food
That is particularly scrumptious
Dear Wattpad, why are you so worried
Can't I slice my emmental and enemies
Is it perhaps because my verses are so fire
You're deadly afraid they might melt your cheddar
There is no smut here,
Violence, or hate whatsoever
Although blue cheese
Kind of deserves the latter
Dear Content Moderation
My cheese poems are innocent
Now please stop acting
So lactose intolerant
