I laughed so fucking hard that I ended up choking on my sandwich
UKRAINE YOUR BRO JUST WANNA HUG U (DEF NOT KILL U)
...that happened to me once 😭
...
MOM: Were going to McDonalds, what do you guys want?
BROTHER: Burger and fries.
ME: Burger and chicken nuggets.
WOMAN: Hi welcome to McDonald's WTF DO U GUYS WANT?!
MOM: Two plain burgers, three small French fries & a spicy big Mac.
WOMAN: Alr that's gonna be a million dollars
MOM: Okay.
ME:
I SWEAR THIS HAPPENED TO ME SO MANY TIMES 😭