BOOK 00.1
WELCOME TO CAMP HALF BLOOD
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FINE. YOU WANT THE TRUTH ABOUT BEING A DEMIGOD? Buckle up, because it's not sunshine and rainbows. Consider this a public service announcement for the blissfully ignorant. Think you might be a half-blood? Here's a pro tip: put this down. Weave whatever cozy lie your dear old Olympian parent spun about your origin and run. Far.
Being a demigod is a recipe for a spectacularly unpleasant demise. Think gruesome, messy, and frankly a total buzzkill. Fun, right?
Now, if you're some muggle, happily lost in the comforting illusion of a normal life, good for you. Savor that normalcy. I genuinely envy your ability to believe monsters and magic are just bedtime stories.But for those who feel a flicker of recognition, a discordant note in the melody of their existence, stop. Just stop. Because acknowledging this truth is like flipping a neon "demigod buffet" sign above your head. Monsters have a keen sense of irony, and trust me, they'll RSVP with a vengeance.
So, there you have it. Don't come crying to me when the inevitable monster mauling comes knocking. Consider this your official "wish I hadn't known" warning.
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THE GREAT WAR | luke castellan
Fanfiction❝have you put me under your spell, witch girl?❞ 𝖎𝖓 𝖜𝖍𝖎𝖈𝖍... the son of a thieves stealing the lightning bolt wasn't the only thing he stole. (percy jackson & the olympians) luke castellan x female!daughterofhecate!oc