Hello Rosie!

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[The episode begins with You, Vaggie, Niffty, Alastor, Angel Dust, Sir Pentious and Husk all sitting in the hotel's lounge.]

Niffty: So, like where are your wings?

Vaggie: Niffty, I don't have--

[Vaggie's sentence is cut off by Angel Dust.]

Angel Dust: Did you ever think maybe she's sensitive about her lack of wings, just like her lack of tits?

[Niffty tugs at Vaggie's shirt]

Niffty: Yeah. Where are your tits?

[You burst out Laughing]

Y/N:  Oh Man, I can't belive I just noticed this, They are fucking small

[You go up to her and poke her cheek]

Y/N: Hey, Hey, Hey, Vaggie, Vaggie, Vags, Tiny Boobies says "What"?

Vaggie: What?

[Vaggie realizes What she just did]

Vaggie: Hey!!!

[You chuckle to yourself]

[Vaggie sighs]

Vaggie: Any other questions?

Husk: I got one. How come every time Charlie talks to Heaven we get in deeper and deeper shit?

Y/N: No it's not like that, Charlie really trying the best she can, tthe best we can do is support her

Vaggie: Y/N's right, it's just that Angels are just--

Angel Dust: Liars?

Vaggie: ...difficult. But Charlie's trying her best.

Husk: Yeah, well, her best is turning out real well so far.

Angel Dust: And where is miss fearless leader anyway? Isn't it about time for another "doomed-to-fail" plan?

Y/N: Upstairs right now. Coming up with a plan, I hope, in our room. Alone.

[Sinister music starts to play]

Alastor: Hmm.

[Alastor vanishes into black smoke.]

[The scene changes showing Charlie in her bed under her covers softly crying. While Razzle and Dazzle comfort her with Tissues. Alastor reappears in her room and approaches her bedside.]

Alastor: Oh, Charlie, you look an absolute mess.

[Charlie begins to appear annoyed]

Charlie: Ugh, go away, Alastor.

[Alastor sits down on her bed while Charlie hides again under the covers]

Alastor: Now, now is that any way to act after picking a fight with all of Heaven and dooming everyone you love?

[Charlie emerges from the covers]

Charlie: I have enough on my mind without hearing your sadistic idea of a joke, asshole.

[Charlie wraps herself under the covers again, only for Alastor to appear laying beside her.]

Alastor: Who's joking?

[Charlie scared, jumps and falls off of the bed.]

Alastor: You have a captive audience downstairs waiting to hear what kind of inspiring performance you have planned next.

[Charlie now leaning on the bed.]

Charlie: Ugh, I can't. How can I face them after failing them all so hard?

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