SLUT!, mattheo riddle

004, spam

ocard

ocard sometimes i just want to

aralc UR FIRST SPAM POST IS ME AT GUNPOINT???
↳ ocard yes

enhpad who's the basic one now BITCH
↳ ocard what are these crude words

parkinson CLARA WHAT IS RHAT BACKPACK....
↳ aralc my prized possession
↳ aralc DONT JUDGE HIM

ronweasley wtf was this today 😭😭
↳ haz did you not notice their disappearance like halfway through
↳ ronweasley NO???

nottheo how did you convince him to get a spam
↳ aralc good question !
↳ mione girl this can be interpreted in so many ways please give context

luke castellan apologists

mione
clara

clara
BAKDFJSJSJ
ISMBDJDHDBEJS
AHHHHSJDBDJ

clara wtf 😭😭

pansy
she's going crazy

clara
no like
u guys would too if u were in my position

daph
SPIT IT OUT WOMAN

clara
OKAY OKAY
SHH
okay
so !!!!!
basically !!!!!!
hahahahah we were walking right but then i got distracted by this store i rly wanted to go to

gin
and that's how you guys trailed off?

clara
yes
and then he took that photo and i told him that's the kind of stuff that goes on a spam acc

mione
BUT HOW DID YOU CONVINCE HIM

clara
i just said like
HABDJDNSJ
I CANT SAY IT

luna
i've literally abandoned homework to listen to this story
please share

clara
ok like yk
how
hahahha
OK IF WERE GONNA TALK ABOUT THIS THEN WE SHOULD TALK AB BETTY AND MATTHEO???

WHAT NO???
WHAT DOES HE HAVE TO DO W ANYTHING????

pans
clara i so agree w u on that but PLEASE TELL WHAT HAPPENED IM DYING OVER HERE

clara
NO LIKE
ABHDSNSAKK
ok so basically yk how he likes buying me stuff

daph
BITCH
WHAT????

clara
oh!
i thought i
mentioned this
hahahahhah !!!!!!

luna
it was definitely implied at some point
but continue

clara
and i hate it when he does that
ok i don't hate it
but it makes me feel guilty
ykwim

gin
let's stay on track ♥️
he likes spoiling you

clara
yes and i said he would only be able to do that if he made a spam account

daph
bro i bet he did that w zero hesitation

clara
yeah and he immediately made a username for it
it's like he's been wanting to do it for a while
like he's been thinking about a spam

luna
stop you guys are so cute

clara
OK NOW I SPILLED SO
BETTY ITS UR TURN

pans
yeah i'm lowkey curious

nothing has happened...

daph
so ur saying him being happy ur first chair today was NOTHING????

gin
OH SHITTT YEAH
I FOROGT ABOUT THATTT

IDK?? MAYBE BECAUSE WE SUCK???
SO HES THINKING LIKE IF THE ORCH SUCKS THEN IM A BAD LEADER
??????

luna
oh betty...
he doesn't think that much

clara
no fr yeah like he definitely isn't overthinking like that

pans
what if 😧😧 he's just happy you're in the front

daph
what a crazy thought

IM BEING REALISTIC
U GUYS ARE MAKING ME DELUSIONAL.

gin
SO YOURE SAYING
IF HE LIKES U LIKE THAT
UR DELUSONAL
WHCIH MEANS.....
U LIKE HIM????

clara
that's a bit far

luna
yeah no i see where you're coming from
and i would love
stop i see it now
they'd look so hot together

gin
WHAT IM SAYINGGG

pans
wait that's so cute
like rivals
to lovers
STOPPPP OMGGG
BETTY BETTY BETTY PLEASEEE
tell us you like him

clara
no you have to
like seeing the way you look at him
for sure

HOW DO I LOOK AT HIM????

clara
um?
with love? perhaps

daph
no it's like admiration

you guys are delusional.

💌

i didnt do so shitty on the speech but i sounded like i was being held at gunpoint. my voice was shaking like no other

a bit short but there's clara and draco so it should compensate

─ erin <3