If you think I'm ugly then you should look in the mirror or have you broken them all?
It's called f*ck off and it's located over there! (Point to somewhere)
It could be worse... I could be you.
At least I don't look like my hair did battle with my face! oh and a little hint... they both lost.
I'm sorry either my face is a mirror or you're looking in the wrong direction. The bathrooms down the hall (or downstairs or wherever it is) you can look at yourself there.
I'm sorry, but I don't talk to peasants.
I would say a comeback on how your the ugly one but I'm just gonna go 'cos I don't wanna catch the disease you've got and by how bad your face looks it's nasty...
I'm sorry do I know you? Your face is very.... Well honestly it's ew.
Do you wanna see ugly? (Say directions to the nearest bathroom) I think there's a mirror in there. If so then look at it and you'll find the true definition of ugly.
BINABASA MO ANG
sassy comebacks
Randomheyy! this book has sassy comebacks for bullies, ex's that wont leave you alone.. anyone! if you want your sassy comeback in my book then tell me in the comments and i'll put it in but i'll give you the credit! ;P