Dandy Escapes from Marriage [MTL]

Chapter 9: Don't tempt me to become a monk anymore

"Why are you distracted?" Shen Ke worried.

"What's the matter, what do I have to be absent-minded, I'm fine, I couldn't be better!" Liu Shu used his hard mouth to hide his heartache.

"Then what are you picking your head for?"

"It's nerve-wracking to think about the problem."

"But you're picking at Hui's bruised head." Shen Ke reminded.

"......"

Liu Shu stopped suddenly, looked down at the shiny head, rubbed it, and smiled at Hui Hui as if flattering: "Master, are you still satisfied with my service?" "

Hui Hurt raised his eyes expressionlessly: "It's a pity that it's still a little bit, otherwise you can make a spark." "

Liu Shu smiled, always thinking about the hidden illness in his heart, and carefully sat down beside him and bumped him on the arm.

Hui Injury: "If you don't want your arm, donate it to our temple." "

Liu Shu bumped into it again, and said curiously: "Do you monks have any requirements?" "

"You want to become a monk?" Hui Hurt looked at him in surprise.

"Let me ask, do you monks have any requirements for family background, height and weight?"

Hui Shen looked at him a few times and shook his head: "You can't." "

"Why? Why do you say I can't?! Liu Shu blew up after a while.

"You are not clean."

Sooner or later, he will be cleaned, Oiran dances and undresses beside him, he doesn't react, what's the difference with a monk?!

"Shave your hair." Hui said again.

"That's not going to work, that's not going to work." Liu Shu thought of his handsome face and an egg head on his head, so frightened that he directly dispelled this idea.

"How can you have the idea of becoming a monk?" Shen Ke, who had been silent, suddenly asked.

Liu Shu: "I don't, I'm just curious, aren't you curious about how to become a monk?" "

"Not curious." Shen Ke shook his head.

"...... I'm curious! "

"It turns out that you are so curious about learning, so don't you wonder how to study?" Shen Ke looked at him eagerly.

"No, not at all!" Liu Shucai was not fooled.

"Well, I thought you'd be curious about how three women and a hundred and five men lived together." Shen Ke said regretfully.

"What? And this kind of thing?! Liu Shu's eyes flashed, "Then you have to tell me a good story!" "

"......" Hui looked at him with pity, but anyone who had seen a little Water Margin would not be fooled so miserably.

Shen Ke only told Liu Shu a little beginning, and he hooked his heart up and down, and he couldn't wait to listen to the rest of the content, but Shen Ke ended it on the grounds of growing vegetables.

The three of them went to the vegetable garden together, and Liu Shu caught a chicken: "Should we find a place to lock them up?" "

"Isn't there a chicken coop?" Shen Ke said.

"Too small, right? Can't keep them in a cage all the time? "

"Is it off or not?"

"It's all up to God to have the mercy of you to grow up like this." Hui hurt his forehead, and one sentence made the two men sad.