16 - August 6

1.1K 48 55
                                    

Hogstagram dms

Theonott
Your cousin is giving me dead eyes

Taylorblack
You just said you liked his best friend and cousin top

Theonott
Yes? And?

Taylorblack
Ew hate that song

Theonott
Yes awful comeback
And now explain pls

Taylorblack
It's a bikini Theo

Theonott
Bikini
Top?
Something is hidden and that's the top

Taylorblack
Gosh what happened to ur brain that night

Theonott
Idk Tay? What did you do to me

Taylorblack
ministry of magic? Yes hello I got a mentally sick man here

Theonott
Hey that's so very rude

Taylorblack
What are you most excited about this year in school?

Theonott
Quidditch and winning every game

Taylorblack
Confident af
I didn't expect that answer tho

Theonott
You know it's true
What did you expect?

Taylorblack
Idk "it being our last"
"Ending it all."

Theonott
Ending it all?
That sounds depressing af
Who would answer that

Taylorblack
Mental health is severe Theo

Theonott
Hogwarts is the happiest place on earth

Taylorblack
If you have friends

Theonott
Which you do

Taylorblack
your cousin never counts

Theonott
In that case you got 2

Taylorblack
If you say the librarian and book elf ill kms

Theonott
Ministry of magic? Yes hello i got a mentally sick girl here
What? No she's just been talking awfully much about death

Taylorblack
Silly.

Theonott
Me and Dana!

Taylorblack
fine Dana.
But she's new so it doesn't really count

Theonott
Excuse me?
Ouch
I am an excellent friend
I can give you everything from hugs, birthday cakes and organs for life

Taylorblack
Uh thanks for the organs? I think I'm good tho

Theonott
Bro
Orgasms*

The number deal T.NWhere stories live. Discover now