1. The master of toilets

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Wittenberg.
A German city in Germany, known for its University and some dude being angy at the church and making some thesises to prove his point. But this man is not the point of this story.
The point of this story, is Hamlet, son of Hamlet. Known amongst his fellow students as the man with a lavish lifestyle and luscious hair, he has become an icon for his traits. It is said that his 🅱️ussy sparked something sexual even in his teachers, which might be the reason for his good grades at soliloquying (🤓).
The great actor of Wittenberg, as he is known amongst simps, is however, not as perfect as he may seem. In times of great turmoil, shatters and screams of ‚THIS TOILET IS MINE THRONE TO INHERIT YOU SCALLYWAG' can be heard from Wittenbergs infamously destroyed toilets. While many pay them no mind, as Wittenberg likes to accommodate quirky people, there was one student who seemed to take a particular interest in Hamlets toilet antics; Horatio.

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