My woman biatch
You look so cute on tv bby
My woman biatch
wth
You didn't even catch the
interviewer when she fell
Hubby
She was flirting with me on backstage
I told her im married already
She wouldnt fucking stop
Like!?!?
My woman biatch
Bitchass cant get the fuck up
Want me to throw hands?
Hubby
I wish
I'll text you later bcs i'll put her
ankle in rice to fix it
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Fanfictionㅤ "You seem to be pretty good at making pickup lines now, huh?" "Learned it from you, shitty Y/n" -𝚒𝚗 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚑 𝙺𝚊𝚝𝚜𝚞𝚔𝚒 𝙱𝚊𝚔𝚞𝚐𝚘𝚞, 𝚐𝚎𝚝𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚘𝚢𝚎𝚍 𝚋𝚢 𝚊 𝚐𝚒𝚛𝚕 𝚠𝚑𝚘 𝚘𝚌𝚌𝚊𝚜𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚜 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚑𝚒𝚖, �...
