THANK YOU SMM FOR 1K 🫶🫶🫶
WE'RE GOING THROUGH SO MANY MILESTONES SO FAST I'M SO HAPPY SNSNNSNSNS ILY ALL ❤️❤️❤️
Most of these are from incorrect quote generators!!
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Random enemy: I am going to kill you.
Dazai: Please do.
Atsushi: Why????
Kunikida: You won't.
[Name]: Okay, but make it quick.
[Name]: ...
[Name]: Actually, nevermind that's pathetic. TRY ME BITCH
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Dazai, setting down a card: Ace of spades
[Name], pulling out an Uno card: +4
Ranpo, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you
Kunikida, trembling: What are we playing
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Kunikida: God, give me patience.
Dazai: I think you mean 'give me strength'.
Kunikida: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.
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Ranpo: Can you keep a secret?
[Name]: Do you know anything about my life?
Ranpo: No I do not. Good point.
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*The squad's reaction to being told they're the chosen one*
Atsushi: I will not let you down!
Kenji: Sounds fun!!
Ranpo: K.
[Name]: No, I'm fucking not.
Dazai: Do I have to be?
Kunikida: Please god, I am so tired.
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Kunikida, trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff: Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?
Dazai: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.
Chuuya: I personally was created in a lab.
[Name]: I just straight up spawned lol.
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Kunikida: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Dazai: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I'd have 15 cents
Kunikida: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
[Name]: Actually I did the math, Dazai would have $225, not $0.15.
Kenji: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
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