Y/n:.......*Yawwwwn!*......
You were in your backyard waiting for your new Hell Hound who was named Helena to poop.
Y/n(tired):Helena come on.It's 6:02am.Just poop,or pee,or both so I could sleep in on my Saturday....
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Helena:I'm sorry Master but I can't go if I'm rushed!
Y/n(tired):*Sigh*Fair I guess.I hate it when people rush me....
You then began to nod off.And as you did you felt someone tap you.
Y/n(tired):Hmm?!
Helena:I'm finished!!
She said while wagging her tail.
Y/n(tired):Oh good.....Now let's go back to-
*Bwooosh!*
Y/n:Huh?!AAHHHHHHHH!!!
Alice teleported outside.
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Alice:Honey!What's wrong?!
Y/n:THE BACKYARDS ON FIRE!!
Alice:Oh that?Helenaaa?Did you do this?
All Helena did was cutely lay down on the ground and gave the puppy dog eyes.
Alice:Naughty girl!You forgot to cover your poop?
Helena:Well how else are others supposed to know this is my territory?!
Y/n:Hi yeah it's me the main character-CAN WE GET BACK TO THE FUCKING FIRE?!?!
Alice tapped her microphone on the ground as a short but very powerful small rainstorm was summoned and put the fire out.
Y/n(drenched):.......
Alice:Well look at the bright side.(Seductive)You're just like me when we were at Ozzies.
Y/n:Alice it's 6 in the morning.How did this even happen?
Alice:It is mines and Verosika's fault for not telling you this darling.But a Hell Hounds feces is fire!
Y/n:THAT IS NOT FIRE!!FIRE IS DRIVING MY DODGE CHALLENGER 200MPH IN A SCHOOL ZONE!!!
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The Hell That Only A Human Knows(Male Reader x Helluva Hazbin Harem)
FanfictionAfter finding a book that belonged to your great Grandmother you got cut and a piece of blood split on it.The book awakened and nearly killed you.But before it could deliver the final blow something awakened from the depths of hell....that would cha...
